finnian-the-shark:

justashadeoffcrazy:

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What did we do to deserve Bill Nye

LET THE MAN SPEAK FOR US

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7:23   5-17-17   529,571 notes

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wispyphil:

he is just philled with puns

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3:09   5-14-17   3,860 notes

Is there anything more pure

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thebugheadfanatic:

who else was mad when someone decided to knock on the door

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8:00   5-12-17   2,438 notes

lydiasscreamsavedstiles:

How legendary was like scene with Cheryl on the ice? She literally was a heartless bitch to Betty, Veronica, Jughead, and Archie (even though I stan her nevertheless and she has reasons to be fucked up) but when she fell into the ice, they bolted towards her. In the dangerous ass ice, they ran without thinking twice. Most high schools students would never do something like that. Not to mention that Archie fucking Andrews smashed the ice with his bare hands to get Cheryl out. Such a selfless act for someone who is filled with so many emotions. That was my favorite scene from the whole show. No matter how much shit they’ve all been through, they would never let one another fall.

THEY are Riverdale.

7:59   5-12-17   7,862 notes

pluginduck:

heckacute:

I went to high school with a kid who would only drink out of a baby bottle. He brought a large baby bottle to school every day. At first, we thought that he was using it to sneak alcohol or something, but he wasn’t. He would bring it filled with chocolate milk and then fill it up with Coca-Cola and Sprite during lunch. He’d buy a can of each and mix them together. Like I said, it was a large bottle.

I didn’t know the kid that well and I didn’t have any classes with him so I never really talked to him that much. I knew his name. His name was Kevin. Sometimes I’d see him at parties on the weekends. He still had his baby bottle. He would fill it with beer and rum.

He dated my sister’s friend, Emily, for a little while. I had known Emily for a long time. She had been a friend of my sister’s since they were five or six. They were really good friends. She spent a lot of time at our house for sleepovers and stuff. Sometimes she would pee the bed, but I never made fun of her for it. I think most older brothers would have loved the opportunity to make fun of their sister’s friend for peeing the bed and I think she really appreciated that I never mentioned it even though I definitely knew about it because after the sixth or seventh time, my parents started paying me to clean everything up instead of having to do it themselves.

I asked Emily why Kevin only ever drank out of a baby bottle and she said that she didn’t know. They had only been dating for a very short time at that point and she didn’t want to bring it up and offend him or anything. I asked her to tell me if she ever found out. They broke up right after that and I kind of forgot about it because Kevin stopped going to school. I don’t know if he transferred or dropped out, but I never saw him at lunch or any parties after that.

I hadn’t thought about him in a long time, but Emily happened to mention him while she was over at our house recently and I immediately remembered the baby bottle thing.

“Did you ever find out why he drank out of that bottle?” I asked.

“Oh yeah, he told me why,” Emily said. “He used it because he heard that babies that drink out of bottles for too long or drink sweet drinks out of them get really bad teeth problems. He wanted all of his teeth to go bad so that they would fall out and he would be able to fit a softball in his mouth. He said that he wanted to have the world record for being the first person to be able to put a whole softball in his mouth and he wouldn’t be able to do that with all of those teeth in the way.”

What the fuck did I just read

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dandy-howell:

Dan has gradually gotten more soft with Phil

0:42   1-31-17   4,675 notes

mayahan:

Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn 

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weloveshortvideos:

He remixed his mom…

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coffin-sick:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone

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8:40   9-22-16   705,018 notes

Don’t Tell Girls

fightingmisogynoir:

onebuttscratcher:

angelxhunter:

“You’re too pretty to be single”
Why is one person’s idea of ideal aestheticism
A basis for a relationship status
And furthermore
What is so goddamn shameful or pathetic about being single anyway
Is confidence and comfort in being by one’s self intimidating to you

“Swearing is unladylike”
Bullshit
Swears are only words
And these words do not negate my intelligence, or passion, or define anything about me as a person or my character
Men are never told not to swear
Swear as much as you fucking want

“Your standards are too high! Just give him a chance”
No
You are invalidating a woman’s right to say no
She doesn’t need to explain herself to anyone
She doesn’t owe anyone anything
Ever
Everyone should have standards for themselves, and not feel like they need to lower them to please anyone
Or be shamed for leading someone on when they know it would never work
Because that happens too

“If you dress like that, boys will get the wrong idea”
What idea might that be?
That women might actually feel beautiful and confident in their own bodies?
Heaven forbid
Because obviously women’s bodies belong to everyone else except themselves

“Don’t frown - someone might be falling in love with your smile!”
Why
Is it my responsibility to always smile no matter how I feel
I am a human being who is allowed to experience pain, or confusion, or sorrow, or boredom
Men are never criticized for having “resting bitch face”

“Short hair makes you look like a boy!”
This is assuming
That there is one certain way for “boys” and “girls” to look
Not so
Some boys have long hair, some girls have short hair, some people who are both or neither also have hair
Hair has no gender
Humans are allowed to look different from each other and express themselves how they like
Gender identity and gender expression are not the same

They aren’t “real” girls because they were born with a penis
Anyone is a girl who says they are a girl
Stop trying to undermine someone’s identity
They know themselves better than you do
Anatomy and identity are different, and sometimes separate
Why are you so obsessed with other people’s genitals anyway

“You’re going to break a lot of hearts one day”
Why would you ever
Ever
Say this to a girl
A young, impressionable girl
Breaking hearts is not a compliment, or a goal
Coming from someone who has broken at least one
From simply being honest and being myself
It is a burden - a guilt that has been (mis)placed on my shoulders since childhood
I never wanted to be labelled a heartbreaker simply for existing

“You don’t want kids? You’ll change your mind one day”
No I won’t
Even if I do, one day, that doesn’t make my opinion right now any less valid or deserving of respect
Stop disbelieving people about their own life choices
Also, having children is not a necessary milestone for a successful or fulfilling life

“Don’t have sex before marriage - boys really want a virginal girl”
Sure they do
And are boys ever held to that same expectation
To stay virgins until marriage?
Because as women are shamed for “impurity,” boys are applauded for “experience”
I love the smell of double standards in the morning

“You shouldn’t wear so much makeup”
The natural look is great
The makeup look is great
The anything you feel like doing or not doing to your own face look is great
Let people do whatever they want to their own bodies
Whatever makes them feel good
Why do you care

“Selfies are just for attention”
Maybe
Maybe not
What’s so wrong about liking attention
What’s so wrong about feeling beautiful and confident in your own skin
And wanting to share that feeling with others
We were taught for so long to hate our bodies
What is so threatening about finally loving them

“Cat-calling is flattering! Learn how to accept a compliment!”
“I like your hair” is a compliment
“You’re a really talented writer” is a compliment
The gross, vulgar things that men shout at women they don’t know on the street
Are not compliments
They are harassment - meant to imply ownership and dominance and even violence
Compliments should not make people fear for their lives walking home
Compliments should not actually get people killed

- angelxhunter (x)

please boost the fuck out of this.

^!!!!!!!!!!!

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1:27   9-20-16   341,709 notes

cockyhorror:

kaijuno:

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kaijuno:

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

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do u see the horsies 

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

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okay okay now i’ve found dogs

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This is the most innocent hack ever

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